Google announced today that they are in the final stages of acquiring NASA.  In a story that broke on CNN early this afternoon, David C. Drummond, Google’s Chief Legal Officer, stated that, “This has been a deal we’ve been working on for quite some time.  Larry and Sergey came to me in early 2006 and told me that they would quickly run out of things to buy on the planet Earth, so we better think of other planets to focus on.”

A NASA chief correspondent had this to say: “About ten years ago Microsoft approached us with a similar offer, but we knew better offers would come.  Although I’m not at liberty to discuss the financial portions of the deal, I can confidently say that Google made us an offer that we just couldn’t pass up.”  He later was heard saying, “Let’s just say I could buy your whole family ten times over, beyotch.”

According to The Smoking Gun, Google’s initial plans include a new application called ‘Google Moon’, setting up a server farm on Mars “just to see what happens”, and, according to Sergey, “trying to fly a spaceship around the Earth fast enough to reverse time like Superman did in that movie, so we can go back and not do the YouTube deal.”

Ok, so I’m just joking, but I had you there for a second right? But after reading recently that Google might possibly be creating a Google Phone, I have to wonder when does it end?  At what point do we go to Home Depot and buy a Google Refrigerator using our Google credit card and drive it home in our new Google pick-up truck?